Nothing fights upset stomachs, nausea, heartburn, diarrhea, and indigestion better then this bad boy.
First everyone should have one of these. It makes a delicious chicken with the crispy skin and if done right it falls right off the bone. It makes me hungry just thinking about it.
Anyway we need to bring one of these to San Deigo just in case the damn San Deigo Chicken shows up. That thing is almost as bad as the stupid Rally Monkey the Angels used in 2002. So this is just a deterrent to keep away all good luck mascot that the Padres may decide to trot out to freak out the Giants.